I need to be an Octopus

June 25, 2007 in Essayish, Rambling

I’m so exhausted with all the things happening to me. My job, my passion, my responsibilities and my life.

I wish it will all slow down to let me take care of them all one at a time. I wish I was Chronos from The Mask (TV cartoon series) or Flash from Justice League (Cartoon). Whatever it is, I try and try and somewhat successfully achieve to be overly efficient in everything I do, even if I read in a book that one of the things that can make a person prone to heart attacks is the desire/activity to be multi-tasking [+ the small space under my left eye is twitching madly involuntarily/palpitating], I still do it because life is too short for me.

I’m still 17 and I think life is too short, I take vitamins and a maintenance everyday [Vitamins C, E, Sumapen 500mg (I forgot to take one today, June 25)], I get workload of exercise in my workplace, my diet as of now consisted mostly of fiber and carbs and I feel contented and fulfilled of my life and I still want more of it? Dont I ever get tired? No. I don’t, why should I? I have prayed to God to give me an exciting life, why should I decline now that I got my wish? I must swallow it and make the best of it besides, there are only three months left in the contract and I happen to see a Christian Dior and a Chanel bag once, I should consider myself lucky in seeing such pieces [now the question is: Are they original or what?]

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In an unrelated story, I saw this image from a Safeguard [soap] ad. It was really funny, now you have to pick your nose more efficiently and nicer.honestly, if we would have that kind of appendage, there will be about a million bones added to our body and much greater neural activity and strength to move a complex system of hands therefore needing a larger brain, a more complicated system of nerves and a much complicated circulatory system (there may be a regulative organ/system to make the circulation by the small hands slower and much ). If you have arthritis, it’ll hurt like hell.

There are some good effects: cellphones may be smaller than a pager, laptops may be smaller than a cellphone and computers and other machines with a button mechanism will be less bulkier, small earrings would double as “mini-bracelets” and jewelers will have more range ans verities of jewelry and nail art will be more complicated and will be a part of microscopic art. Amen to that.

Evolutionists suggest that our current human state maybe in a middle of a larger evolution process so there may be an event that your index hand’s index finger will have a broken nail.